My ambitious attempt!

I have this dinner coming up. I planned to wear either one of these two dresses that I have, it used to be a size bigger and it was of those stretchable velvety material you know. So there I was, after my bath, naked, decided to try both of the dresses.

First horrific experience. The short long sleeved black velvet dress. Managed to get into the dress. Result: Jackfruit wrap aka Sarong nangka. Details: No visible waist but visible fat trying to get out of the dress. Then concluded that no one should see me in this dress. Rolled the dress upward (no zippers) to get out. Got stuck just below the shoulders. What did I do? PANIC ATTACK!! It was like World War II-Excrutiatingly painful and devastating! After about 10 minutes of struggle, I calmed down. Did the breathing exercise and slowly pulled the dress, with of course sounds of torn seams.

But of course, it didn't end there because I thought it would be different with the other dress. Same material, just longer. Hmm. Yes. Need I explain more? Let me just quote a friend of mine who said, 'I sometime have my dumb blonde moments'. And Yat- this time I have to agree with you!! And this was definitely one dumb blonde moment of mine!

Conclusion: Must go shopping for a dinner dress.